Sunday, June 13, 2010

As you probably know, cats were once worshiped in ancient Egypt and they have never let us humans forget it!

I have tried to tell my cat, Kitty, that kitty worship went out in the 390 A.D.’s but he won’t have any of it. After years of living with me, he has trained me to be a slave to his habits and his exacting schedule. Woe am I if I refuse to get out of bed at 4 in the morning to let him out. He will take his claws to my overstuffed rocker and rip it to shreds and then go in the spare room to have a cigarette. I am not sure where he gets his ciggie supply as Sadie and I are non smokers and I really don’t allow smoking in the house. Somehow he manages.

Here he is, the boss of me!

But I have found a way to exact some revenge on my little Felis Catus. Wigs! Oh, yes, wigs for kitties! My niece gave me a book called Glamourpuss and that started the wheels in motion!

Kitties need glamour too!

My name is Madonna but you can call me Madge.

Dude, let's go Wild Hog and zip cross country this summer.

Maybe you remember me, I used to be on a show called Petticoat Junction!

What do you think? Conservative yet punky, perfect for the office, yes?

Pink is my signature color and I'll be going to Harvard Law this semester.

Don't be hatin'

My codename is Kittylicious.

I'm feeling brighter than a lucky penny!

Hold on, I'm channeling Cher.

Enjoy the video!

Kitty! You're next!


  1. OMG that is way, way cute! Hey, it looks as if I missed a previous post...I really thing the blogger list doesn't always work properly! GIVE A BIG HUG TO KITTY AND SADIE! How are you dear? Live has been sweet but kinda on the run since Friday. I am getting ready now for our trip! Leaving Friday, back on the 29th. I so wish we could meet dear one. I am seeing Bunny! I know that you know her. She is a hoot and I will give her a hug on your behalf!

    LOVE THE WIGS!!! Anita

  2. This made me laugh out loud this morning! We have a slavedriver in our house too. Her name is Sax, and she has us trained very well. Cute post! Kathy

  3. Hi Bonnie! You know I am laughing at this one! I am picturing a Sonny Bono for Kitty complete with a fake fur vest! lol He also seeks revenge if I don't get up before dawn and give him his special wet food. Once a year, I leave for a week and actually get to sleep in! Now...where can I buy those tiny little wigs? Happy week!...hugs...Debbie

  4. Oh, Bonnie...I was laughing so hard I nearly peed myself!! I could never have a cat, they are SO demanding!! ;-) But your Kitty is pretty!

    I am so sorry to hear about your earthquake (that felt weird to type!!). I didn't hear anything on the news. Hope there was just little damages. I think I have been missing some of your posts as I go down my blog roll. I have to go back and see what is new with you! Have a great week!


  5. too funny...i wonder how tiger would feel if i put a wig on him?

  6. BONNIE! YOU CAME TO BID ME FAREWELL! The only thing that is going to be missing from my trip is seeing you dearest. Oh, I wish we had the time, but it is a tight schedule in L.A. I wish you a happy, happy summer! Back in 10 days...Anita

  7. loved the video. I can relate to the being owned by Kitty. In our house our owners are 2 dogs. thanks for stopping by my blog. wigs! what will they think of next? and I can't believe the cats let them use those wigs. very odd for them to AGREE

  8. What a cute post! I'm trying to type my comment with one of my pampered pussies headbutting my hand for fuss.
    I love your boss cat.

  9. That was a fun post. I would love to put all those wigs on Sierra 'cause she has the face for it. Have a great weekend. Deb =^..^=x5

  10. Bonnie!! oh my goodness, I am laughing so hard, the rest of the family are looking at me like I am insane! Lottie (3yrs) is asking me why I am laughing so much. Toooooo funny!!! I love cats, we have a sweet one named Theodora:) These pics and your captions are hilarious:) Thanks for the giggle! Hope you have a fabulous week ~ Tina xx